some of these are oldies that i’ve posted here before…but they are ALL good ones…my kids make me laugh on a daily basis, seriously…i think they have THE best sense of humor ever…
this one takes place at @ 2 a.m.
jade: i think i saw micheal myers in my closet
me: you watched a scary movie again didn’t you?
jade: maybe…
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jade: mmmmmm, mint water…
me: where in the world did you get mint water
jade: i took water and put a breath mint in it, duh…
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me: jade, wanna go for a walk?
jade: NO
me: come on, lets go..
jade: {STOMP STOMP ANGER ANGER}
me: jade, are you mad?
jade: I’M NOT MAD!!!!!!
not one of my fav convos
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classic jade + spelling words
me: jade spell FARTHER
jade: faupkxd
me: jade, i said FARTHER
jade: oh, ok…farpket
me: jade, are you listening to the word i’m saying?
jade: no, i was playing with the cat…
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joey: mom, you didn’t print me off enough valentines
jade: just give the cute boys in your class a valentine from me
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me: joey, no girlfriend over summer?
joey: nope, not till the first day of school
me: how do you know that already?
joey: we set it up on the last day of school
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jade: but i haven’t done THAT since i was little
me: jade, you did THAT last month
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jade- i think i’ve lost my affrotight (appetite)
this one KILLS me!!!
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me – joey, are you still seeing (insert girls name here)?
joey – no, we broke up
me – but you just started seeing her YESTERDAY
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jade: i didn’t eat my breakfrix yet
i so love that she still calls it breakfrix rather than breakfast…it’s like one tiny piece of my little girl still hanging on
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jade- joey, do your dove rap again
joey- rrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrr bird bird word
this was a conversation i overheard while they were doing dishes and i died laughing
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joey- pip pip e doodlie dooh (in a sing song voice while doing the hat and cane dance like michigan j. frog use to do)
me- laughing like a freak
jade- why do YOU guys always get to have all the fun (which translates to i’m mad that i have to go to bed)
