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December 12, 2007

Scrapper’s Night Before Christmas

T’was the night before Christmas,And all through the home,Only one creature was stirring,A late night scrapper alone.While she cropped and she trimmed,Under her breath she was muttering,”He hid my darn Herma fix!”The poor wife was stuttering!When out on the lawnThere arose such a clatter,She sprang from her table,And dropped her Magic Matter.Away to the windowShe flew like a flash,Thinking maybe it was UPSBringing more for her stash!But what to her wondering eyesShould appear,But a miniature (die cut) sleighAnd 8 (punchie) reindeer!With a little old driverSo lively and quickShe knew right awayIt was Jolee old St. Nick.He carried a sackFilled up to the brim,With paper packs, cardstock,And templates crammed in.There were punches, and stickers,And eyelets galore,There was even a Sizzix fontNot yet! in the stores!He went quickly to work,Stowing it all under her tree,The wire, the fibers,And all Acid Free!”Those Whale Punches are heavy!”She heard him exclaim,Then he turned to his reindeerAnd called them by name:”On Buyer and Stasher,Puncher and Cropper.On Scrapper, on Matter,On Trimmer and Cutter.”And he sprang to his sleighBut before he could leave,The woman yelled, “STOP!”And pulled a camera from her sleeve.She snapped some quick photosFor future keepsake,Thinking all the while,Of the layout she’d make!And she heard him exclaim.When she finally let him go,”Happy Scrapping to All”And to all, “HO HO HO!”

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December 11, 2007

funny stuff

this was written on a magazine cover laying in the womens restroom here at work….cracks me up….obviously this must be the “official” poop stall out of the 3 we have

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December 11, 2007

12 days of Christmas

as written by the cutler kids…..there was a lot of laughter during the writing of this…..

1 ~ fire breathing dragon
2 ~ donkeys flying in a magical tree
3 ~ blind mice with glasses
4 ~ spoiled birds
5 ~ onion rings
6 ~ broken mirrors
7 ~ wonkey eyeballs
8 ~ stinky houses
9 ~ crazy canadian ducks
10 ~ yellow snowmen (my personal fav)
11 ~ princesses screaming
12 ~ fighting ninja warriors

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