reason # 7261 why i love my kids


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jade:  what would happen if we suddenly lost our arms and legs and had to slither around the room hissing like a snake?
me:  how do you think of these things at 6:30 in the morning?


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joey:  what do you want jade?
jade:  terriyaki jerky
joey:  mac and cheese?  what are you even saying?

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jade:  she wears clothes from marcellus shale…wait…i meant maurices

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joe:  so next year all the films are going from reels to digital
jade:  so there won’t be any more actors?
joey:  oh. my. gosh. jade.

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me:  jade, try to think of it
jade:  i can’t think and lure the cat into my trap at the same time

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jade:  his first name is josh, his last name is hot…meow…

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out for now
~kisses