reason # 9361 why i love my kids {and fam}
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jade: i never realized before how much babies are like cats
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joey: you remember how mean ruby always was to max? we always thought he was naughty. but really, ruby was sassy mean. all he wanted was to be a part of her stupid rabbit friends get-togethers or someone to play with him. stupid ruby.
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jade: i really hate learning the patriotic table
me: dying
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dad: marylee, why do i have an extra pill today?
mom: put your glasses on duane, that’s a ladybug
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me: where are my headache pills?
joe: in my glove box
me: all you have in there is headache pills and tons of ammo
joe: necessities
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me: jade, please don’t stare at that guy. we aren’t in clearfield county anymore.
jade: but he is brushing his beard with a toothbrush
jade: but he is brushing his beard with a toothbrush
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me: jade, can you help clean the kitchen please?
jade: not right now, i’m busy making a dress for the cat to wear to the oscars.
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jade: what if dads beard got so famous that it got to throw out the first ball at a baseball game?
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jade: my fav state is Kansas because it has sas in it
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jade: remember the time i asked what would happen if i turned into a toucan?
me: {laughing} ooooooh yes
jade: you know, those are the things i think about
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jade: is that the Sacajawea river?
joe: no jade, it’s the Susquehanna
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these are the convos i never, ever want to forget.
heehee! I so love these real-life conversations! I've always been convinced that real life is ever so much funnier than fiction.