some of these are oldies that i’ve posted here before…but they are ALL good ones…my kids make me laugh on a daily basis, seriously…i think they have THE best sense of humor ever…

this one takes place at @ 2 a.m.
jade:  i think i saw micheal myers in my closet
me:  you watched a scary movie again didn’t you?
jade:  maybe…

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jade:  mmmmmm, mint water…
me:  where in the world did you get mint water
jade:  i took water and put a breath mint in it, duh…

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me:  jade, wanna go for a walk?
jade:  NO
me:  come on, lets go..
jade:  {STOMP STOMP ANGER ANGER}
me:  jade, are you mad?
jade:  I’M NOT MAD!!!!!!
not one of my fav convos

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classic jade + spelling words
me: jade spell FARTHER

jade: faupkxd
me: jade, i said FARTHER
jade: oh, ok…farpket
me: jade, are you listening to the word i’m saying?
jade: no, i was playing with the cat…

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joey: mom, you didn’t print me off enough valentines
jade: just give the cute boys in your class a valentine from me

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me:  joey, no girlfriend over summer?
joey:  nope, not till the first day of school
me:  how do you know that already?
joey:  we set it up on the last day of school

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jade: but i haven’t done THAT since i was little
me: jade, you did THAT last month

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jade- i think i’ve lost my affrotight (appetite)
this one KILLS me!!!

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me – joey, are you still seeing (insert girls name here)?
joey – no, we broke up
me – but you just started seeing her YESTERDAY

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jade:  i didn’t eat my breakfrix yet
i so love that she still calls it breakfrix rather than breakfast…it’s like one tiny piece of my little girl still hanging on

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jade- joey, do your dove rap again
joey- rrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrr bird bird word
this was a conversation i overheard while they were doing dishes and i died laughing

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joey- pip pip e doodlie dooh (in a sing song voice while doing the hat and cane dance like michigan j. frog use to do)
me- laughing like a freak
jade- why do YOU guys always get to have all the fun (which translates to i’m mad that i have to go to bed)

little things i want to put down here so i remember them…
discussions with my kids are THE most fun, i love them…

jade– “i think i’ve lost my affrotight” (appetite)
this one KILLS me!!!

me – “joey, are you still seeing (insert name here)?”
joey – “no, we broke up”
me – “but you just started seeing her YESTERDAY”

jade– “joey, do your dove rap again”
joey– “rrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrr bird bird word”
this was a conversation i overheard while they were doing dishes and i died laughing

joey– “pip pip e doodlie dooh” (in a sing song voice while doing the hat and cane
dance like michigan j. frog use to do)
me– laughing like a freak
jade– “why do YOU guys always get to have all the fun” (which translates to i’m mad that i
have to go to bed)

out for now
~kisses

so happy it’s friday, you have no idea…
and tonight i’m planning on scrapping, which makes me happy
i also believe we are going out to dinner tonight…score!
plus joe let me drive the beast today
with the new dual exhaust…
THAT, my friends, makes a perfect day…

here is somethings that i “loved this week…

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me: jade spell FARTHER
jade: faupkxd
me: jade, i said FARTHER
jade: oh, ok…farpket
me: jade, are you listening to the word i’m saying?
jade: no, i was playing with the cat…

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joey: mom, you didn’t print me off enough valentines
jade: just give the cute boys in your class a valentine from me

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jade: but i haven’t done THAT since i was little
me: jade, you did THAT last month

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love the little conversations i have with my kids
some funny…some irritate me (spelling words being one)
i love that bec says her son use to put numbers in the words
when he was spelling them, lol…
i’m surprised jade doens’t do that

out for now
~kisses