convos w/ kids - Forever Beloved

October 10, 2013

convos with my littles

reason # 9361 why i love my kids {and fam}

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jade: i never realized before how much babies are like cats

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joey: you remember how mean ruby always was to max? we always thought he was naughty. but really, ruby was sassy mean. all he wanted was to be a part of her stupid rabbit friends get-togethers or someone to play with him. stupid ruby.

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jade: i really hate learning the patriotic table

me: dying

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dad: marylee, why do i have an extra pill today?

mom: put your glasses on duane, that’s a ladybug

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me: where are my headache pills?
joe: in my glove box
me: all you have in there is headache pills and tons of ammo
joe: necessities

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me: jade, please don’t stare at that guy. we aren’t in clearfield county anymore.
jade: but he is brushing his beard with a toothbrush

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me: jade, can you help clean the kitchen please?
jade: not right now, i’m busy making a dress for the cat to wear to the oscars.

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jade: what if dads beard got so famous that it got to throw out the first ball at a baseball game?

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jade: my fav state is Kansas because it has sas in it

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jade: remember the time i asked what would happen if i turned into a toucan?

me: {laughing} ooooooh yes

jade: you know, those are the things i think about

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jade: is that the Sacajawea river?
joe: no jade, it’s the Susquehanna

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these are the convos i never, ever want to forget.

April 7, 2013

CONVOS WITH MY LITTLES

reason # 7261 why i love my kids

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jade: what would happen if we suddenly lost our arms and legs and had to slither around the room hissing like a snake?
me: how do you think of these things at 6:30 in the morning?

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joey: what do you want jade?
jade: terriyaki jerky
joey: mac and cheese? what are you even saying?

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jade: she wears clothes from marcellus shale…wait…i meant maurices

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joe: so next year all the films are going from reels to digital
jade: so there won’t be any more actors?
joey: oh. my. gosh. jade.

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me: jade, try to think of it
jade: i can’t think and lure the cat into my trap at the same time

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jade: his first name is josh, his last name is hot…meow…

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out for now
~kisses

March 1, 2013

convos with my littles

reason # 57961 why i love my kids

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jade: joey, i’m going to the kitchen to make myself some tea
joey: that is exactly where you are supposed to be
jade: you are a peasant, a filthy peasant

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jade: i think he’s cute, but his lips remind me of a snapping turtle

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jade: i love raccoon’s so very much. i wish they wouldn’t chew my face off, they are so adorable and i’d love to have one. i would name it jerry.

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joey: i’m fairly sure randy jackson wears jeggings on american idol

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jade: joey, what should i name my new pillow pet?
joey: leprosy

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jade: mama, do you know why i’m sad?
me: because you’re not a cat?
jade: no, because i know every single detail about justin beiber and he doesn’t even know i exist

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jade: so, i need to rename my stuffie
me: why?
jade: because i can’t remember the name harold. i think i’ll name him marty instead.
me: because that’s clearly easier to remember

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out for now
~kisses