Forever Beloved

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Thankful {26/30} aka…Convo’s With My Kids

Today, I’m thankful for the little sweet conversations I have with my kids.  I absolutely adore the convo’s I have with my littles {and family}. Normally, they have me in stitches. And Miss Jade, oh Miss Jade, always so innocent. I want to remember every single thing about our conversations {and let you enjoy them too}. That’s why I document them here 🙂 Someday, I’ll look back on these days and, with tears in my eyes, appreciate these times.

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Jade:  I’ve always wanted my birthday to be on a Friday the 13th, but then I remember my birthday is on the 8th.

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Jade:  What day is Saturday Night Live on?
Joe:  Are you serious?

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Joey:  Okay Jade, we’re going to be late for school.  So if anyone asks, tell them we hit a baby raccoon and had to stop to give it a proper burial.
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Me:  Jade, just look here please.
Jade:  But the cat keeps distracting me.

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Jade:  George Washington cut down an apple tree to make his teeth, right?

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Me:  {throwing on Joe’s big hoodie over my nightgown and slipping on snow boots}
Jade:  Are you driving me to the bus stop like that?
Me:  Well yeah, no one will see me.
Jade:  Don’t ever get out of the car dressed like that.
Me:  What if it’s a life or death situation?
Jade:  Let them die.

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As of late, this is a daily occurrence here.  
Joey:  {hiding}

Jade:  screeeeeeeeeeeeeaming….JOEY!!!!
Joey:  That never gets old

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And another daily occurrence.

Joey:  Jade?
Jade:  What?
Joey:  {silence}
Jade:  Gah, I fall for that every single time!

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Convo’s with my Kids

I absolutely adore the convo’s I have with my littles {and family}. Normally, they have me in stitches. And Miss Jade, oh Miss Jade, always so innocent. I want to remember every single thing about our conversations {and let you enjoy them too}. That’s why I document them here 🙂 Someday, I’ll look back on these days and, with tears in my eyes, appreciate these times.
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Joey: I think Jewel has three rows of teeth. Wow. I think she might be a shark.

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Jade: Are Amish people Americans?

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Jade: You know that song “The B.I.B.L.E.”?  When I was little, I use to yell MARBLE at the end when everyone else yelled BIBLE…totally thought that was what they were saying.

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Dad:  The world would be such a beautiful place if everyone looked like you.
Me:  Did you read that on a card?
Dad:  {serious face}  Did you read the same card?

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Jade:  When we get chickens, do you think I could knit them a superhero costume?

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Me:  Do you want cheese quesadillas for dinner?
Jade:  Sure…wait, I thought you meant a quinceañera
Me:  Soooooo that’s the party a girl has when she turns 15…has absolutely nothing to do with dinner

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{pulling out of church parking lot}
Me:  Is it okay your way Jade?
Jade:  Yep…oh, wait, I never looked.  
Me:  That’s a pretty important question that needs a REAL answer Jade.

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Convos With The Kids

I absolutely adore the convo’s I have with my littles.  Normally, they have me in stitches.  And Miss Jade, oh Miss Jade, always so innocent.  I want to remember every single thing about our conversations {and let you enjoy them too}.  That’s why I document them here  🙂  Someday, I’ll look back on these days and, with tears in my eyes, appreciate these times.

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Jade:  Hey Joey.  Are you putting your contacts in?
Joey:  Yep
Jade:  What if we were in a scary movie and when you put your contacts in, they turned into needles and poked your eyes?

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Joey:  Wow, the dogs snout smells horrible like onions.  I could almost taste them when I was kissing her.  Jade get down and smell it.
Jade:  No!
Joey:  Oh, wait.  Jade’s eating salsa.  Never mind.

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Jade:  But you yelled at me in front of everyone.
Me:  I never raised my voice once.
Jade:  You were yelling with your eyes.

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Jade:  What is a placenta?
Joey:  It’s what the fetus is attached to.
Jade:  Wait, isn’t that poop?
Joey:  No Jade, that’s feces.
Jade:  Oh, sometimes I get fetus and feces mixed up.

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Jade:  Sometimes I get confused when I see Chris Bosh and think it’s a velociraptor.

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Jade: I really hate learning the patriotic table
Me: Dying

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Me:  Where are my headache pills?
Joe:  In my glove-box
Me:  All you have in there is headache pills and tons of ammo
Joe:  Necessities

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Me: Jade, please don’t stare at that guy. We aren’t in Clearfield County anymore.
Jade: But he is brushing his beard with a toothbrush

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{Jade dropping phone…back flying off…battery sliding across floor}
Jade: SIGH…this is why I can’t have nice things
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