jade: from now on i’m going to say hawkward instead of awkward
me: what are you even saying
jade: *caw* *caw* it’s getting kinda hawkward in here…*caw* *caw* coming in for a landing…
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jade: i didn’t know how to spell lindsey when i was writing out christmas cards since she spells her name weird…so i drew a sad sea monster instead
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jade: mama, can you hear me?
me: yes jade
jade: i think our cat looks like usher
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me: jade what is in your mouth?
jade: gumballs
me: how many?
jade: two
(3 hours later)
jade: remember when you asked me how many gumballs i had in? i lied, it wasn’t 2, it was actually 7…
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jade: can i have a Quinceañera
me: jade, we aren’t a single bit mexican
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jade: this makes no cats
me: what?
jade: sorry, this makes no sense. i was thinking about cats.
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