…another reason why i love my kids
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jade: when i grow up and my boyfriend breaks up with me, i’m not going to eat ice cream…i’m going to just eat sauerkraut…and then i might just fart in a jar, tie a bow around it and put it on his door step…
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me: jade, i don’t like my hair just straight like this. what can i do to change it?
jade: spice it up some
me: how?
jade: put cinnamon in it of course
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me: joe, is that a funeral procession driving past?
joe: nope, just your dad pulling in his driveway and a line of cars behind him.
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jade: can you look up songs my mak mak and the funkie bunch?
joe: jade, it’s markie mark
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me: awwww, that’s really cute, i bet i could fit a baby in it
joey: mom, that sounds horrible…not everyone knows you take pictures
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out for now
~kisses
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